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Sunday, November 23, 2014

The Cricket and the Ants

Once there was a cricket that lived on a Kansas wheat farm.   He loved singing and entertaining his friends.  Everyone, including his cousins, the ants, had to agree he had a beautiful tenor voice and kept perfect time by rubbing together his strong back legs.

One day the cricket grew tired of singing solos, so he asked his ant cousins if they would like to sing backup. “Certainly not,” said the ants, “Summer  is almost over and it’s time you started thinking about your future, young man.”

“But summer is the perfect time to practice, food is literally growing everywhere!” , the cricket chirped.

“You’ll see,” said the ants and slammed the door to their nest.

The cricket spent the rest of the summer working on Brahms songs, until the weather grew chilly, and there wasn’t nearly as much to eat as before, in fact virtually nothing.

Starving, the cricket hopped over to see his ant cousins, hoping to sing for his supper.

“No way!” said the ants from behind their closed door. “You had your chance and you wasted it.”

The cricket grew very sad thinking about his impending death, but then he realized he finally understood the true meaning of Brahms Requiem.

He began to sing it, thinking he might move his cousins to open the door.


For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away”
Meanwhile, a passing farm girl heard the cricket’s plaintive song and was moved to tears. She picked up the frail creature, put him in a warm box with plenty of food and carried him into the farmhouse.

When her father asked her what she was doing, she said, “Oh, father, this poor creature has such a lovely voice. I plan to keep him all winter by my bed to cheer me up.”

As she opened the door to her cozy bedroom, she turned to her father and said, “And by the way, the ants are in the corncrib again.”

The angry father grabbed a can of insecticide, charged into the barn and annihilated the entire ant colony.


Moral : It’s better to sing for your supper, than to steal corn from a Kansas wheat farmer.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

International Scout - Fox Hunter's Dream Vehicle


To hunt a fox, you had to go where the fox lived. And you probably would like to bring a few hounds along to chase the fox. It would also be handy if you could carry a lunch, or maybe a hunting partner or two.  You needed a four wheel drive vehicle, for sure.  But you didn’t want a fancy one. It had to be rugged, since you didn’t want to break down in tears if it got a dent or two. The cheaper the truck, the better, but on the other hand, you were going into some pretty tight spots, and you’d really prefer that the truck not only could get you into trouble but get you out as well.  The obvious solution to this problem was an International Scout.



International Harvester built the first Scout in 1961, the last in 1980. It was not an attractive vehicle, and looked quite boxy compared to the sleek SUV’s of today. But it was and still is, a “pioneering, off road vehicle”.  It was just the thing for a thrifty fox hunter back in the Seventies, especially if it was broke down, and being sold cheap.  The Scout is not a big, nor a powerful vehicle. When you look at it, you don’t think about getting somewhere fast.  But if you’re not in any big hurry, the Scout is the perfect vehicle for you.

Dad found a super deal on an old white Scout. At the time, it was just a two wheel drive, since the front end was broke. He parked it up the hill from the house, and we started to work on it. I say we started to work on it, but I mainly handed the correct tool and the correct time to the man doing all the work. I can honestly say we probably spent more time under the Scout than in it.  We worked on it quite a while, and remember wondering what it was going to be like when it did run.  One day it was finally finished. Dad started it, and it sounded like a tractor.  It had an old stick shifter, and you could hear the gears grind when you put her into gear.


Not too many hounds could ride in the back of the Scout, and those that did had to learn to enjoy each other’s company up close and personal. You didn’t get to your destination quickly, but once you found a dirt road and a hill to climb, the Scout was in its element.  You’d shift her into a low gear, and begin the slow climb straight up. At this time, all the hounds usually slid to the back in the bed. Passenger and driver would lean back and enjoy the slow but steady ride to the top. You prayed the motor wouldn’t give out, because you didn’t know how in the heck you turn her around, and you never were quite sure how good the brakes were.

The Scout could take you anywhere, a lot of places where you probably shouldn’t have been in the first place. It could take back deep into the hills, fording creeks and dodging rock cliffs. It would take past where the road ended, and out to the point, where you were going to turn the hounds loose. It could take you along the edge of a steep ridge that made your passenger wish he was sitting in the driver seat.  The Scout chugged along, like some old mule, and got you to where you wanted to be.

And it got you out again. Hopefully, with all your hounds, but sometimes not. After the sun came up, the hunters would call for their hounds, the ones that hadn’t quit running already. Sometimes they might still be out tracking a fox, but sometimes the hound just found a comfortable place to sleep.  The hunter went back the way he came, and found that the ride down the hill was a heck of a lot scarier than the ride up the hill. A Scout had no power brakes. It took a lot of foot power to brake a Scout. But as long as she stayed in gear, the engine drag held her back, and the ride off the hill wasn’t too big a problem.

After one hunt back behind Uncle Ray’s place in Willard, Kentucky, two or three hounds opted to forego the early morning ride back to the Kennel. Dad returned with just two worn out hounds, cursing the ones that stayed behind. He had to work, and would not have time to go back to get them.

I hadn’t had my driver’s license very long. I liked the idea of driving the Scout back in the woods. It would be like a driving a jeep through enemy territory, just like in the movies. I was happy when he asked me to go retrieve the stay behinds.  I knew there were a lot of blackberry canes on Uncle Ray’s hill, and I heard about a crazy bull that was running around in his pasture. Bev volunteered to go with me, and we set off on our grand adventure at thirty-five miles an hour and the Scout’s tires humming on the asphalt.

We came to Ray’s place, and drove along the rutted dirt road past his house. There was an electrical wire across the road to keep the bull in the pasture. Someone had told us it was 110 volts, just enough to get the bull’s attention or just make it angry. Uncle Ray turned it off for us, and we started driving, bouncing up and down on the rutty road, but enjoying the sunshine and fresh air.  We crossed a small creek, before turning left to start our climb up the hill. We could still the tire tracks from the night before, weaving in and out of the blackberry canes. We went up one side of the hill and down the other, and until we came to the main event, a very steep upward ride. I shifted the Scout into first gear, and she slowly started climbing the hill like a mountain goat. Bev and I looked at each other. This wasn’t so bad. Somebody walking fast could easily have passed us, but we weren’t in any hurry. The sun shone bright and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky.

We could see where the Scout had slipped in the dirt. We drove on past, along the ridge line, until we came to the camp site. We saw the burnt out fire. Lying around it, were three sorry looking hounds, bleary eyed and covered with scratches. They seemed to see us, at least, they got up to meet us. We tossed them into the back of the Scout. We were feeling good, and knew we had accomplished our mission. And it hadn’t even taken that long. We’d be home in time for lunch.

 When we came to the edge of the ridge, I shifted back into first gear. I wasn’t going to take any chances with the brakes. We’d take our time going down, just like we did going up.  The hounds were all curled up in the bed, already sound asleep. We gotten about a third of the way down, when the shifter popped out, and we began coasting straight down the hill. I slammed on the brakes, and heard three thuds against the back of my seat. I managed to stop and shift her back into gear. We started once again, but out came the shifter, so I hit the brakes again, and we heard three thuds against the back of the seat. This was turning into too much of a roller coaster ride.


Bev got the idea of holding the shifter in place, so we were unable to get off the hill without any thuds or thrills. We waved at Uncle Ray as we drove past the electric wire. We hadn’t seen any bull. I think it got electrocuted when Uncle Ray upped the voltage to 240 volts.

Later, Dad sold the old white Scout and bought a blue 1972 version with an automatic transmission.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Feed Sack Dresses (and Boll Weevils) Louisa, Kentucky


We all enjoyed riding into town since it was something we didn’t do every day, or even every week. We usually headed into town for a big grocery run, or to pick up feed for the animals. The kids all hopped in the back of the truck, and Dad, Mom and Mamaw got in the cab. It was only about 20 minute ride, but Louisa seemed like it was far away.
All the kids knew they were going to get a dollar for a trip to the dime store. The adults were probably glad just to get out and about.  We all looked forward to a burger and maybe even an ice cream cone.



Usually, I’d get a toy soldier or plastic tank or plane with my dollar. I don’t remember what the girls got, maybe a doll or a toy purse. It seemed like the toy selection was large, but usually all the toys were in one corner of the store.
Dad would go to the feed store, but buying feed in those days wasn’t as simple as you might think. The grain came in a cotton sack with a dress/floral pattern. The women would choose the fabric they thought they’d like to make a dress out of. I don’t know how many sacks it took to make a dress but to get the wrong cotton sack pattern would be a disaster. The feed store owner realized this, and kept a wide selection of feed sacks available.  He also had free dress pattern on hand.






















One day as we were riding back from town, little black bugs started coming out of the feed sacks. Ugly looking beetles, they were crawling all over the pretty floral pattern Mamaw had picked out at the store. 
 
When the adults took a look, they were horrified. Boll Weevils! When we first saw the bugs, we weren’t sure what to think, but now we knew it was time to panic. Did they bite or sting? Could they fly or did they just find a way to crawl up your pant leg? 

The way everyone was acting, we knew we were all in imminent danger.

The truck was turned around, and we headed back to town. We three kids huddled towards the front of the truck, and watched the wind blow some of the weevils of the sacks and into the air. We all kept our heads down the whole trip.
I’m not sure what happened after that. We had new sacks of feed, but without the weevils. I don’t know if the feed sacks were the right pattern or not.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Ghost Story 1 [The Black Sheep]

A great uncle of ours walked a country lane towards home. It was twilight, and the tall trees shaded the road. It must have been late summer or early fall, because the air was cool.  It was very quiet, no bird calls, his footsteps sounded loud, crunching the dirt under his feet.  He felt very alone, and wished he hadn’t stayed out so late. He didn’t relish walking home by the light of the moon.

He heard rattling metal, and heavy footsteps approaching, coming towards him. Being a wise young man, he jumped behind the bushes lining the road, crouched down and hid. You were never quite sure what you might meet at twilight in the hills of Kentucky, and it was always best to be safe.
He peered out from his hiding place and saw three figures walking awkwardly along the lane. They seemed to be having trouble standing, all three leaning forward a bit. He heard them talking, but he couldn’t understand what they were saying. The closer the three got, the odder they seemed. Their heads looked misshaped, and their skinny legs and feet too thin to support their bodies.

He peered out more closely, and then he saw they were sheep. All three were as black as night. A rattling chain connected them at the neck, and as they walked they strained against it.  They spoke to one another in low tones, and seemed to be arguing.  Whenever they turned their heads, the chain would rattle, and their heads would jerk.
The middle sheep held a bottle, and every time it tried to take a drink, one of the other sheep would jerk it away. The sheep would baa and moan. The other sheep tried to steal the bottle away, and they would all stumble.  To our uncle’s amazement, they seemed to be drinking rye whisky, a drink he had recently become fond of.

When they came to where he was hiding, he crouched behind the bush and prayed. He smelt the acrid aroma of sulfur. It burned his nose and he suppressed a sneeze. After the rattling of chains passed, he again peered out on the road. He could see the backs of the sheep as they walked and stumbled up the road.  He wondered if he should follow them, or if anyone would believe his story.
Just as he was about to come out, and start on the way home, he heard someone or something else coming up the road. He crouched down once again into his favorite hiding place. He saw a tall man on the road. The man strode at a good pace. He carried a long black whip in his hand, and on his head were long horns.  Even without seeing his red skin, our uncle knew it was the devil.  

The devil walked right by him  and rapidly gained on the sheep. Our uncle heard the whip crack, and the sheep cry out in pain. He sprang out from behind the bush and ran towards home as fast as he could.
Mamaw said that after this, our uncle lost all interest in drinking and was saved the next Sunday at church.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Spike 1

Skippy and Spike

They said he was a bad dog. He had bitten some fellow and was a vicious animal. But, he was just the kind of dog Dad was looking for and he was free. People had been stealing his chickens and tools, and Dad had invested too much money for both to have them disappear.  Spike spent his first few days tied up with a strong chain by the barn. Spike’s job was to protect the barn. We were told to stay away. Mom was very afraid we might be hurt by this aggressive guard dog.

Of course, the first chance we got, all three of us went down to take a look. We thought it would be like seeing a lion at the zoo.  He could snarl and growl at us all he wanted, but we’d be safe and secure, just out of his reach. And besides, we never owned a DOG before.  Even if he was vicious, he was our dog.
At first sight, Spike did not disappoint. He was a muscular brown dog, with a large square head. It was not hard to imagine the size of his teeth.  We approached him cautiously, making sure we didn’t get too close. He crouched on all fours, lying in front of his old dog house. The chain rattled when he looked up to see us. His tail began to wag. It was a very short tail, but a very thick one as well. He had brown eyes and seemed to be smiling. He did not rush at us, but politely walked to the end of his chain. He smiled again, and lowered his head. His tail was wagging furiously.

We waited for him to attack, or snarl, or growl, or, at the very least, give us a mean look. But, he just sat down and smiled at us. He seemed genuinely glad to see us. One of us took a step closer, and Spike lowered his head.  We reached out a hand, half expecting it to be bit off.  Spike strained to get his head closer to the hand. We petted his head and quickly jumped back. He just sat there. He liked being petted. Soon all three of us stood next to him, patting his head and scratching behind his ears. He wasn’t a vicious dog after all. Dad was going to be very disappointed.
Soon the secret was out. Spike liked people. At least, he liked us. He didn’t have to be tied up. There was more than enough room on the farm in Louisa for him to run around. But he knew where he lived and didn’t stray too far.
Dad also discovered that Spike liked chickens, too. The brown dog killed a couple until Dad knocked him unconscious with a hammer to the head. We were all very happy when Spike woke up, and Spike seemed to lose interest in chasing hens around the yard.
Considering his size and temperament, it was hard to imagine that this dog was afraid of anything. But the old fellow did have a few things that turned him into a coward: Dad, Mom with a broom, and thunder.
In Clifford, Kentucky in the 1960’s, there wasn’t much on the one TV channel we got. We spent most evenings sitting out on the front porch. The adults all got a rocking chair. They’d rock and tell stories or gossip a little. We didn’t listen to the radio. The kids sat on the steps or on the floor.  The cats slept along the wall of the porch, and the dogs sat with the kids.
The summer evenings were usually cool and dark. The only light came from inside the house, or from a porch light. Most of the time the porch light was off, we didn’t want to attract mosquitoes. The talking and rocking was done in the dark.
One evening, the wind blew in heavy, dark clouds. The air was a bit chilly, and the trees shook in the breeze. Everything seemed to turn gray, and the stories being told became ghost stories. Despite the weather, no one wanted to go inside. Mamaw was telling tales, and it was nice we were all together, even if we couldn’t see each other. The kids all huddled with the dogs to keep each other warm.  The front door was open, and the inside lights shone through the screen door.
Rain pattered on the tin roof.  A flash of lightning lit up a cloud. A large clap of thunder rattled the window panes. And, the screen door seemed to explode.  There was a large hole in the bottom panel. The wood was broken and the metal screen was torn. I thought I had seen something large and black dash through it.
Spike was missing. The thunder had startled him and he had bolted into the house. We never had a dog in the house before. We had never seen a dog in a house where people actually lived. Imagine our surprise when we found Spike in Mamaw’s bedroom, cowering under her bed. He did not want to come out. We couldn’t coax or scare him out. As long as there was thunder, he wasn’t moving.
 
When the storm passed, we finally got him out from under the bed. He looked embarrassed, but I know he thought he didn’t have any other choice. Whatever thunder was, he was hiding out from it.
In the future, we learned to shut and lock all the doors when thunder came up. Spike found a different place to hide, up under the house.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Louisa Kentucky


It was a ride that never seemed to come to an end. The road wound up and around the hills, dark green trees covered, overhung of the road, and the last lights of town had disappeared it seemed hours ago. The drizzling rain made the road slippery and shiny in the headlights. Everyone was sleepy, but afraid to fall asleep, worried we might miss our destination. Dad knew where he was going. He hadn’t grown up at his mom’s new house, but he knew exactly where it was, out in the country, near the town of Clifford.

We had been told about our Mamaw. She’d known us since we were tiny, but it was hard for us to remember her. But still, I looked forward to it. I’m not sure why we were going to see her.  Maybe we were going to stay a while. We all knew she’d be glad to see us.

We parked in a cut alongside the road just below the house. It was a two story with two large silver elms in the front yard. She was at the car before we could even get out, ignoring the dampness, giving us all hugs and kisses. I was glad to see her again, though I couldn’t recall ever seeing her before.  She led us up the steps, by the porch that surrounded the front of the house.

We met Mr. Hughes. He was a large, older man. He walked with a cane and wore suspenders. He looked a lot older than Mamaw, but he was her new husband. Mamaw had already outlived at least two others. He ran the country store where we’d parked the car. He had on a white shirt and dress pants and wore a hat. We probably were strangers to him, but he welcomed us all into his house.

After we had all sat down in the living room, Mamaw brought out the sweets and coffee.  The adults, Mom, Dad and Mamaw, were all catching up on things. We stared at Mr. Hughes as he sat there in his rocking chair with his cane across his lap. We were sort of afraid of him. With his bald head and pale white skin, he looked kind of spooky.

When my sister got up to walk into the kitchen, he reached out and hooked her ankle with his crane. She tumbled to the floor, surprised as he dragged her over closer to him. Then he tickled her foot. She giggled and kicked herself free. Soon we all were running around, daring him to catch us with his cane which he did quite well. It was great fun and seemed to like to do it himself.  That was the game we would play whenever we stopped by.

They had a dog, Old Trouble. He was a black and white, part collie. He liked his new visitors and did his part to make us feel welcome as well.  He’d run and play, even though he was quite old.  He was an outside dog, and made his home on the front porch. He never made a nuisance of himself, and knew when to leave people alone. I don’t remember him even barking at us when we arrived.

Early the next morning, Mamaw was up cooking breakfast. Country eggs, smoked thick slice bacon, gravy and biscuits. There was plenty of blackberry jam on the table. We ate in the kitchen.  There was a screen door off the kitchen and you could see the hen house and the barn.  The hens lived closer to the main house, the barn was about 100 yards away.  After breakfast we ran outside to investigate this new territory.

The old hens stood behind the chicken wire, looking at us expectantly. We thought they were glad to see us, too, but they just wanted to be fed. There were Rhode Island Reds, White Leghorns and Barred Rocks. They all looked old, wise, and perfectly at peace. At least how I imagined creatures at perfect peace would look.

There were no houses in view. Across the narrow paved road was a field and beyond the field, a line of trees along the creek.  There wasn’t much of a backyard. A steep incline led up the hill. There were flower beds planted around the house, and a porch swing hung between two posts just behind the root cellar.  Down where the road curved was Mr. Hughes’ store. I never saw anyone buy anything there, but it was filled with all kinds of canned goods and sundry items. Dad’s old black Zodiac was parked in the gravel parking lot.

We spent most of our time outside. There was nothing on the old B&W TV we would want to see anyway. All the older folks seemed to like Hootenany or Country Music Jubilee, but we’d rather run around outside, or sit on the porch and listen to mamaw’s stories.  We found an old bicycle with no brakes, or chain. The tires were solid rubber and couldn’t go flat. We’d push the bike up behind the house, past the swing, and coast down the hill.  We had to make a hard left turn into the front yard or we’d wind up in the road. All of us took a turn, even the youngest, Bev.  I don’t remember anyone ever getting hurt.

One of the old hens, a barred rock, was slower and more docile than the rest. She was loaded onto a wagon, and we pulled her all around the yard. She never seemed to mind. Mamaw said she was sick, so we made sure she had plenty to eat and drink.  She was a good friend and playmate until she died, just as Mamaw said she would.

The hens usually passed their days outside the pen, chasing bugs and scratching in the flower beds. At night they’d be locked up to protect from the raccoons and other varmints that lived out in the country. Occasionally, one of the hens would wind up in the frying pan, or in some dumplings.  Sometimes they would even volunteer to eaten.  The volunteer hen would rear back and crow like a rooster.  Mamaw saying was “Whistling woman, crowing hen, both come to a bad, bad end.”  We know for certain this was the case for the crowing hen.  We didn’t know any whistling women at that time.

It was not in Mamaw’s nature to speak ill of someone else, and it really seemed to bother her when someone else did. Everyone thought a distant cousin of ours was a drunk, but she’d only say he was very kind to children. Another young man was wild, and always getting into trouble. She’d let everyone know how much he loved his mother. I didn’t know how unusual her attitude was, until I grew into an adult. Nowadays, talking bad or making fun of your neighbor is the norm, and the subject of most of what we call reality TV.

Once we had settled in, we all were assigned our chores. One of mine was to water the chickens. Dad kept them all down behind the barn. There was an old bathtub that Dad had put near the little branch that flowed down to the creek. Water from the branch would slowly fill the tub, and I’d dip an old metal bucket into it. There were many roosters, all in their own private pen, since game rooster cannot get along. Dad made their water holders out of old bleach bottles. The handle of the bottle hung on the wire, and he cut a hole in the front, large enough for the rooster to stick his head in.  The water stayed fairly clean, and the chicken wasn’t able to scratch and knock it over.

We fed them in the early morning. They were always wide awake and chipper, scratching around in the dirt, pecking at imaginary kernels of corn.  They’d all crow challenges to each other, no rooster wanting his rival to get the last word.  So the crowing continued until they were distracted by the handfuls of grain Dad would throw them. Feeding the roosters was a bit complicated, since they all had a special diet. Watering them was easier, but I was always sad they weren’t as happy to see me as they were the person with the chicken feed.

Watering, however, was very important. And to forget to water them, especially on a hot summer day could be disastrous. I remember forgetting to water them once. When Dad got home from work, he immediately saw something was wrong. The roosters stood with their beaks open, and their wings drooped to the ground.  He sent me down with the bucket. This day they were glad to see me and rushed to the water containers, dipping their red heads into the bleach bottle, and then looking up at the sky, letting the cool water run down their long necks.  They drank and drank until the water came out of their nostrils. That day I was demoted from Private First Class to Japanese prisoner of war.

I was paid 25 cents a week for my chores. I kept each quarter in an old piggy bank shaped like an owl. Every week the owl got heavier and heavier, and I’d imagine what I would buy with all that money. The bank stood on a shelf by the kitchen table. We’d line up and receive our pay there. I’m not sure how much Kathy and Bev were paid.

Money was something that was scarce. Mr. Hughes, however, did seem to have quite a bit of cash, I guess from his sales in his store. He would always count it in the backroom of the house. I watched him through the window, amazed to see some much money (mainly nickels, dimes and quarters) in one place. He kept a few toys there, but I can’t remember if there were any I wanted to own.

Fox Hunting

 

Fox HUNTING
Late in the afternoon we pulled up to the foot of the hill we had to climb. We loaded up our sleeping bags, water bottles and lunches on our backs and unloaded the barking hounds out of the back of the pickup truck.  My dad brought four or five.  It was hard enough leading one dog up the hill, but leading two or three was a real chore.  Leading is really the wrong word, it was more like following.  None of the dogs were trained to lead, they more less pulled you behind them as hard as they could.

It was a good size group hunting fox that night. There was Frank Waugh and his son, Tom. In addition to his sleeping bag and lunch, Tom was carrying a lizard in his pocket. There was my cousin Thomas, and counting me, the Toms were well represented. My dad’s name was Tommy Joe, so really there were four Toms on the trip.  There were a couple of other gentlemen, whose names I can’t remember right now, but they all had hounds to lead and were in a hurry to get the spot where they’d turn their hounds loose.

I didn’t have the foggiest idea where we were going. I just let my two hounds drag me along behind the group, through the brush and trees. We crossed over and under several barbwire fences. We came to one with a strand of electric wire along the bottom. I let the hounds cross under first. Only one got shocked and it yelped out in surprise, giving me a sad look.  I think it thought I had kicked it.  The theory had been proven correct, though.  It had several black and brown spots. We believed that the dark areas conducted electricity.  None of the white dogs were shocked, so it must have been true.

It was a cool evening, just the start of fall. Tom Waugh’s lizard didn’t look very healthy, and he turned it loose. We leaned against trees, catching our breaths. Some of the younger hounds kept pulling, huffing and puffing, sounding as if they were about to strangle to death.  The older hounds sat patiently, waiting for the slower humans catch their wind.

We finally found the clearing. The hounds were tied to trees while we all gathered up wood for a fire. Everyone threw down their bags and goods where they planned to sleep for the night. The clearing was along the top of ridge. This was the best place to hear the hounds barking as they chased the fox through the woods and hollers.

When twilight came, they untied the older, wiser dogs.  Their job was to find the fox. They immediately put their noses to the ground as they ran down the hill.  Everyone sat down, got out their coffee thermos and began telling stories. Most of them were hunting tales, of good old foxhounds or hunters. Sometimes jokes were told, or ghost stories recounted. This would continue until someone hissed: “Listen!”

We’d hear a single bark ringing from one of the hollers below. The younger hounds’ ears would prick, and they started jerking against their collars. We stood up and walked towards the direction of the barking.

“That’s old Maude!” Thomas said. No one argued with Thomas, he had the best ears of the group. Soon Maude’s tenor mouth was joined by a deeper bark.

“That’s old Kingfish!,” Dad said. Everyone listened intently as the two hounds barked in a slow regular duet as they tracked the fox.  It looked like the race was about to start.  We ran over to the younger hounds, now jumping and jerking against their leads. They stood pushing off with their hind legs trying to get to the tracking hounds. We turned them loose, they put their heads down and ran after the two old-timers.

Soon the duet became a chorus. Fine, high pitched, quick barks were joined by the baying of the coarser mouths. The race was on, and everyone hoped the hounds were after a red fox, and not a grey one.  The greys tended to find their dens as quick as possible. The red fox didn’t mind leading the hounds a merry chase around the ridge for a while.

The fox race was on. It didn’t take the hunters too long to get the general direction the fox was heading.  He was going to cross the ridge, just a hundred yards or so below the camp.  We all started heading that way.  We hoped to see the fox, but we, at least, wanted to see the hounds. 

I had only seen a fox once before. It had been a spring morning. The hounds had been chasing foxes all through the night. It was just Dad and I. A few hounds had taken up the chase, and we headed down the ridge to see what they were after.  Down the hill, I saw a red fox trotting across the field. He was a pretty red, and his white chest stood out in the green grass.  He didn’t seem to be in that big a-hurry, and he certainly didn’t look like a pursued animal on the run.  He crossed the field and disappeared into the trees beyond. A few minutes later, the first foxhound appeared, barking and panting, where the fox had stood.  She ran full speed in the general direction the fox had travelled, but then had to stop and backtrack.  Her nose was to the ground as she made short, quick barks.  Soon the other hounds ran out into the field. They scattered about as they tried to pick up the scent. Once they picked it up again, they barked excitedly, running after the fox, but having to stop many times to make course corrections.

That day I realized that the wise fox had nothing to fear from the hounds. As long as they were following his scent, it was unlikely they’d ever catch him. If they were to get too close, he’d find a den to hide in. However, every once and a while, he would come up against a “cunning” running hound.  These hounds would figure out the fox’s route, and try to get in front of him.  Fox hunters typically despised this type of “cheating” dog.  Very rarely did he catch the fox, but he did convince the red to hole up as soon as possible, disrupting the race for the “honest” hounds.

There weren’t any cunning dogs in our hound pack that night. There was no moon, and it was very dark.  We trotted with our lights to the crossing point. Thomas caught a glimpse of the fox as it ran for the bushes.  Minutes later came the pack of dogs. One hound clearly held the lead, and the owner was very proud. He’d told everyone all along she’d been in the lead, her clear fine mouth ringing out above the yelping of the other hounds. Soon the other dogs appeared, panting and barking, crossing the ridge and plunging into the brush where the fox had crossed. The excitement over, we all went back to our places around the fire and settled in for lunch.

Lunch was a very important part of the foxhunt. Everybody usually brought their favorite things to eat, probably things they wouldn’t eat every day at home. Probably couldn’t anyway, since the food in our lunch bags wasn’t very healthy.

The staple fox hunter’s lunch was the bologna sandwich, usually on white bread and loaded with mayonnaise. Some would bring hard-boiled eggs, or ham sandwiches. I don’t think it every occurred to anyone to bring peanut butter and jelly. Coffee was drunk from silver thermos bottles, and by the time morning came it was either gone or cold. Most of lunches were bought at the store on the way to the hunt.  A favorite was the Vienna Sausages in the easy open can.  We called them “WHY-EENIES”.  They were good right out of the can and some of the gourmet hunters liked to add some vinegar to them. Cold fried chicken was also a popular choice. I had my first taste of chicken gizzards on a foxhunt. They tasted a lot better when I didn’t know what they were. I don’t remember eating too many chips or vegetables on any hunt. Dessert was usually a TWINKIE, or SNO-BALL or some sort of cupcake. Others liked HONEY-BUNS. Sometimes the healthier hunters would eat raw turnips and apples.  They’d peel and slice them with their pocket knives.

If you were lucky enough to have a REALLY good lunch you had to be very careful.  Hunters liked to share lunches, and they did so with or without your permission.  I remember a hunt where my Uncle Charlie ate my turkey sandwiches and pumpkin pie. He’d found them in the cabin and thought they looked very tasty. I really didn’t know what to say, and had to fill up on WHY-EENIES.

Sitting around the fire, we’d listen for hounds.  Most of the time, we didn’t hear them, so the time would be passed telling stories.  The stories were usually about past hunts, hunters or foxhounds. Occasionally a few jokes would be mixed in.

The famous foxhounds had names like: Maude, Fanny, Kingfisher, Blue, Fuzz and Batman. The Famous Foxhound wasn’t necessarily the fastest, nor did it always have the prettiest mouth. The famous foxhound was the one that DID NOT QUIT.  Once it got on the scent, it barked and chased after the fox, until the hunter had had enough and was ready to go home.  These dogs had DRIVE.  They were single minded. When the other hounds were sleeping under the trucks or in the bushes, the famous foxhound was still out, trying to run a fox. They were deer-proof and they knew why they were out there.  They did not fraternize with other hounds or hunters. I think these epitomized the attitudes of the people that hunted them. Don’t quit.

I remember a story my grandmother used to tell about two frogs, a smart one and a dumb one. They fell into a churn of milk. They hopped and hopped but couldn’t get out. The smart frog said to the dumb one, “There’s no hope, we can’t get out. I’m giving up.”  This frog drowned. The dumb frog kept hopping because it was too dumb to see the situation was hopeless. Eventually the milk turned to butter, and the dumb frog hopped out. It survived because it didn’t quit.  This also probably explains why frogs aren’t that smart.  All the intelligent ones drowned.

The famous foxhound was like the dumb frog. It never (or very rarely) caught a fox. Every hunt it just chased and barked all night, trying to catch something it had never caught before. In fact, the hound probably hadn’t even seen the fox, he was just chasing after the scent of one. It had what the hunters liked to call “grit”.

The old hunters were like their hounds. They had grit. My grandfather died on a foxhunt. His hounds stood by him and waited until he was found, dead by a barbwire fence. My uncles hunted until they were too sick to hunt. And even then they wouldn’t quit.  The old hunters didn’t brag, although they liked to talk about their favorite hounds, just like proud parents like to talk about their favorite sons or daughters. All the stories about the old hunters told about how tough these old-timers were. 

All good things had to come to an end. The sun came up, and the ground was wet with dew. Many of the hounds were sleeping, curled up in the leaves under trees.  One or two hounds’ barks still echoed in the holler. Some of the hunters had gone to bed, others were hunched over the dying embers of the fire. It was time to call the hounds in.  Some liked to just call in the hounds: Y’ERE, Y’ERE WOO-EEE!” Uncle Charlie liked to use a hunter’s horn. It was an old cow’s horn and it took some skill to get any noise out of it at all. But its low tone carried over the ridge and down into the hollers. 

The hounds came trotting back.  As they came in, they were caught and tied to a tree.  Once all the hounds were in, we packed up our gear, cleaned up the trash and began the slow walk off the hill. The walk out was usually all downhill, but still we just stumbled and trudged our way down.  The hounds were tired, no tugging or pulling now.  We had time to look around and see what we missed on the way up.

I remember once we had gotten our drinking water out of an old open well on our way up a hill. The well had brick walls, and we had lowered our drinking jugs into the water with a rope. We had done it the evening before.  On the way out, in the daylight, we stopped at the well to refill our jugs. That’s when we saw the big red salamander swimming around in the well water. The water that had tasted so good the night before, suddenly became undrinkable.

Growing up, I wasn’t a big fan of the foxhunt. I didn’t like mosquitoes, I didn’t like sleeping bags. I didn’t like staying up all night or the way I felt the next day. I didn’t like the way I smelled. But I did like being with my kinfolk and being out with my dad. I did like the lunches and the stories that the hunters told. I liked being outside in the cool night air and the damp morning mist. I liked the old hounds and the old hunters. I liked the smell of the campfire, and the bright night stars. And I liked doing what my kinfolk had done before me. And those are the parts I miss.